Text 19 Apr 11 notes

noakat asked: Hey, what's the source for your icon art?

harriedwizard:

That is the very flattering work of talented, kind and lovely Mika Kuloda, whose work you can see in PARANET PAPERS and the cover for DRESDEN LIVES. (Go to Evil Hat’s web thing, www.evilhat.com, to see more.)  She and Chris McGrath make me look far, far too good.

Dresden

She did my icon, too.  That girl is crazy talented!

Text 19 Apr 30 notes

Anonymous asked: My dear Harry. In regards of your upcoming case file, do you know whether the audio book version will come out the day the normal book does, like last time, or will it be delayed?

harriedwizard:

padawanmolly:

harriedwizard:

Only by two days, according to my sources inside Penguin.

Yeah. Like I have sources.

Dresden

Your sources suck, boss.  The digital audio (Audible and the like) comes out the same day—May 27th—and physical audio (CDs) come out two days later on the 29th.

Her sources are better than mine, huh, TOOT.

Harry

I’m a little horrified about what Toot must consider a “source inside Penguin.”  Divination through antarctic wildlife entrails?

Okay, replacing that grisly image with a cute one of Toot trying to have a conversation with one of those adorable penguins at the Shedd. Toot tries to bribe it with pizza, and the penguin offers Toot a fish. Two fish means two days later!

Silly penguin source. Completely unreliable!

Text 18 Apr 30 notes

Anonymous asked: My dear Harry. In regards of your upcoming case file, do you know whether the audio book version will come out the day the normal book does, like last time, or will it be delayed?

harriedwizard:

Only by two days, according to my sources inside Penguin.

Yeah. Like I have sources.

Dresden

Your sources suck, boss.  The digital audio (Audible and the like) comes out the same day—May 27th—and physical audio (CDs) come out two days later on the 29th.

Text 18 Apr 5 notes

dontsayclazy asked: Have you had to endure many sidhe suitors now that you're royalty? Or are they too snobby to approach a former mortal?

They’re snobby in a way that the word “snobby” doesn’t quite prepare you, but that doesn’t stop them from trying to cozy up to power.  Hopefully, I’ve made my position on said cozying sufficiently clear.

Text 17 Apr 54 notes

Anonymous asked: What kind of Magic is coffee? is it Dark?

harriedwizard:

padawanmolly:

harriedwizard:

Coffee is Black Magic, black and strong and really, really sweet.

No, weirdos, I did not just describe Sanya.

Dresden

I ship it.

I wish you’d never told me what the words “I ship it” mean, Molly.

Harry

What? I meant that I get coffee beans shipped from Kenya to Arctis Minora.  What did you think I meant? *halo*

Text 17 Apr 27 notes

lowryagency asked: How come you never sweat in that trench coat in the middle of summer in Chicago?

harriedwizard:

You think I don’t swelter in that coat in summer? That’s so nice of you to say.

Dresden

You should enchant the new duster to wick away moisture.  Virtually indestructible, but breathes like Egyptian cotton.

Text 17 Apr 54 notes

Anonymous asked: What kind of Magic is coffee? is it Dark?

harriedwizard:

Coffee is Black Magic, black and strong and really, really sweet.

No, weirdos, I did not just describe Sanya.

Dresden

I ship it.

Text 13 Apr 10 notes

darthapeiron asked: So, you can't physically lie now. But you can still make illusions of yourself, es? And nothing prevents an illusion from lying, yes? And people who know Fae assume you would not be able to deceive them, yes? Entertain the possibilities....

People assuming the Winter Lady can’t lie is how we got into this mess in the first place. I’d rather not start my career by imitating her.

Text 13 Apr 4 notes

darthapeiron asked: What IS the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, anyway? African OR European...

Isn’t that a better question for Ivy? Or Google?

Text 13 Apr 10 notes

Anonymous asked: How does Mouse smell? I don't mean how like how does his nose function, I mean what does he smell like. Roses, perfume, wet dog, leftover pizza...you know.

He smells like normal dog. Except when someone gives him nachos and he smells like the Toxic Avenger.


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